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Nonsense Episodes

May 18, 2022

CSI Valhalla

Topic: Second Best Popular Misconception! Take out your magnifying glass and encyclopedia, we're talking popular misconceptions! …

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April 22, 2022

Spring Loaded Bed

Topic: Second Best 2-in-1 Product! Fold up that sofa bed and put away the monte cristo, we're talking second best 2-in-1 product!…

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April 6, 2022

Wheels on the Bus

Topic: Second Best School Subject! Open your three ring binder and get out the college ruled paper, we're talking second best sch…

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April 1, 2022


Good Morning Mayhem Nation! It's a weekday morning and that means it's time to wake up and get jacked with Dusty Dickens and Vape…

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March 9, 2022

Mud Flaps on my Roomba Feet

Topic: Second Best Way to Blow a Million Bucks! Open your wallet and liquidate those assets because we're talking second best way…

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Jan. 24, 2022

Tuesday is for Crying and Eating

Topic: Second Best Day of the Week! Grab your calendar and red pen, we're talking days of the week! It's a goofball episode here …

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Dec. 31, 2021

BONUS: Second Best Holiday Spectacular Hangover

Topic: Second Best Bonus Holiday Spectacular! It's Second Best after dark, sshhhh. Join us for even more holiday hi-jinx, games, …

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Dec. 9, 2021

You’ll Love It At Ladles

Topic: Second Best Dessert! Preheat the oven and gather your ingredients because we're talking desserts! Bobby channels his inner…

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Nov. 9, 2021

Early Onset Birding

Topic: Second Best US National Holiday! On this episode, ostensibly about US National Holidays, your hosts cover some serious gro…

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Sept. 1, 2021

The Second Best Show Trailer

Welcome to The Second Best Show! The last word on what's second to first. Here at The Second Best Show, we’re all about second pl…

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